Thursday, May 31, 2018

April: Poultry and Peter

This is the month in which Peter had an Epic 16th Birthday Lord of the Rings Party. I give all credit for planning and decorating for the party to my amazingly visionary daughter, Anne. And also we bought ducks. 










 Even wraiths gotta check email.





 Marmie outdid herself with the amazing hobbit-hole cake!


 We had lots of fun dressing up Daddy as Butterbur



 I think Peter's favorite gift was prosthetic elf ears. I think it was the favorite of a couple others as well...


And then there was the rest of April...







Bridal shower lovely in TP

I am very happy to say the Jerry the Hen made a full recovery (big ol' gash on her back) thanks to this cool apron!

Saturday, April 21, 2018

March


 Crazy Roma tomato egg

 Moses does not approve

 Poor T burned her finger pretty good

 And the last picture I took of Moses before he disappeared over a month ago. :( We miss him!

 T made Daddy's birthday cake mostly by herself!

February


 When Mom's too tired to take you to a real hill...

 The twins decided to put on a magic/kung-fu/ballet show


 Old Cave's Crater hike & picnic




 The amazing shell-eating vinegar experiment

 Some more creativity

Moses was enjoying laundry day

January


 The Super Blue Blood Moon!

 Snow finally, even a tiny bit was great!

 We got TP-ed. We felt special.

 Picture Canyon and petroglyphs


 Not sure what this is...a picture of boredom?

 Mr. Creepy Snow/strawman

 When sick, cuddle a cat. 

Friday, February 23, 2018

Anne's Modernized Fable...


      Willy Wishes on a Star
                      Anne’s Modernized Fables
                      Willy was a robin, as he was meant to be
                  And as a robin he could sing; and he did so beautifully
                  But Willy didn’t wanna sing; he thought it sissy stuff
                 And so he told his Momma Bird “Momma, I’ve had enough.”

                 Momma Bird said “Son, you are a robin! You were meant to sing!
               The One who chooses who you are isn’t you, but the King!”
               Willy replied “Momma, I’ve decided to be free.
                I’ve got a dream in my heart as clear as it could be!

                  “And what’s your dream, silly bird?” Momma scratched her head
                Willy puffed himself up with pride “I’m gonna be a football star instead!”
               “WHAT?!?” Momma Bird squawked “You weren’t made to toss a ball!!
                  Son, you’ll get killed or hurt if not at all!!”
 
              “But,” Momma sighed “If that’s your dream, go ahead and see.
                   Soon you’ll know that it’s a robin you were meant to be.”
                Willy grinned “I know I can do it! I wished on a star!
                    And since I believe in myself I know I’ll go far!”

                   With that Willy flew off, his dream clear in his head
                 Still believing he wasn’t to sing, and to be a quarterback instead.
                     He flew into the stadium chirping happily
                 He thought to himself “Now THIS is who I’m meant to be!”

                Willy returned to Momma, with a bandage ‘round his head
               A skinny leg was in a splint and dragged around like lead.
               Momma grinned “I’m sorry, son. But now do you see?
                 A robin is who you are. Who you were made to be.”

             But Willy wouldn’t listen. “Guess what, Momma? While I was in bed
              Another dream floated by and went into my head!”
               Momma moaned “Willy, bird, this doesn’t sound too good!
             Why don’t you sing those songs again like you always could?”

               Willy ignored her and proclaimed “I wished on ANOTHER star!!
             And now I know I’m meant to be a comedian with a guitar!!!”
               Momma sighed “I know the King will soon show you your path.
            So go ahead and tell those jokes. Make the people laugh.”

              Willy flew away with a guitar slung ‘round his chest
          “The star will help me this time!” he thought “I’m gonna be the best!”
              He flew into a concert hall strumming cheerfully
         “Now THIS, I know, is who I’m REALLY meant to be!”

           Willy returned to Momma splattered from head to toe
          With lots of veggies popcorn and fruit and a smelly tomato
        “All I did,” he bemoaned “was tell the one about the tree!”
         Momma smiled “So now you know a robin is who you’re made to be?”

              Willy almost knew, but not yet quite
           “I,” he announced with glee “have a dream to bull fight!!”
         Momma took her little bird and put him on her knee
          “Son,” she said “That is not what you were made to be.”

            “Stars are alright, but they don’t fulfill your dreams.
        And the King just doesn’t want you to be a comedian, it seems.
            He made you a robin, though you don’t know why
            And robins were meant to sing and to fly!”

        “So if the King made you a robin, then a robin you’ll be!
            Be the best at what you are and soon you’ll see
          That the King knew what He was doing, making you a bird
             And that trying to be something else was absurd.”

              So Willy stopped trying to go his own way
              He sang more beautifully than any bird that day
         His voice rang out over every mountain, and every tree
           “I finally know that THIS is who I’m made to be!!”

               The moral of the story is pretty clear, y’know
            If you’ve got any doubt, then I’ll tell you so.
           It’s pointless struggling against who God made you to be..
          And NEVER tell the joke, the one about the tree.



                                  THE END.