Since it is the season of giving thanks, here are some (not exhaustive) reasons I'm glad I'm not a goat:
1. Goats regularly have twins or more, often once a year.
2. Goats have to chew what comes up when they burp.
3. Goats lick birth-goo off of their babies. And lick. And lick. And lick...
4. And then bite the umbilical cord off.
5. A goats' idea of flirting involves pee.
6. When a pregnant, female goat is around another female in heat, the prego one acts like a buck (see #5)
7. I'm sure there are many more, but these are what come to mind. :) Go and enjoy your day not being a goat.
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that's just gross
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